Jun
5
The Holy Prepuce - This Week in Holy Crimes
This week’s winner:
New Jersey: Members of the Walking with Christ sect have pleaded not guilty of causing the death of an eight year-old girl after forcing the child to fast in order to achieve holiness. Pastor Emanyel Kris told followers that even to swallow one’s own saliva was a “sin” and a violation of his fasting edict. The victim’s mother is charged with aggravated manslaughter. Pastor Kris has not been charged with anything.
