ContraRarian

“Everything that irritates us about others can lead
us to an understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung

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Posts tagged Church

Jun 19

One day, a dog owner went to the local pastor to announce the death of his dog and to request for a burial service. ‘I am afraid we don’t do services for animals in my church’, says the pastor, ‘but there’s a new church down the road, and only God knows what they believe in,’ he continued. ‘I reckon they could help. You can try your luck there.’ ’ Thanks, Pastor! I’ll go right away’, said the dog owner. ‘But’, he asked again innocently, ‘Pastor, do you think they’ll accept a donation of £250,000 as enough fee for the burial service? The pastor exclaimed, ‘sweet Jesus! Why didn’t you tell me your dog was a christian………..?

Jun 5

The Holy Prepuce - This Week in Holy Crimes

This week’s winner:

New Jersey: Members of the Walking with Christ sect have pleaded not guilty of causing the death of an eight year-old girl after forcing the child to fast in order to achieve holiness. Pastor Emanyel Kris told followers that even to swallow one’s own saliva was a “sin” and a violation of his fasting edict. The victim’s mother is charged with aggravated manslaughter. Pastor Kris has not been charged with anything.

Jun 2

christiannightmares:

A Christian missionary family sings about how undeserving they are of God’s love (Found at Stuff Fundies Like)

God loves us so much, he created us as miserable sinners deserving of hell.

Just kidding! It’s all a fairy story…

May 30

Messages of support for Pastor Jeremy Caraway, who denies charges of rape and sodomy against a 14 year old girl from his congregation.

Note the implication that the alleged victim is satanic and of the devil.

Pastor Denies Child Rape & Sodomy Charges

Jeremy Caraway, a youth pastor of the Loyall Church of God was arrested Sunday after alleged sex crimes against a 14-year-old girl who was a member of his congregation.

“This is all big one misunderstanding”

“Did I respond back in ways which could be misconstrued? Absolutely.”

Detectives uncovered suggestive facebook messages. Caraway denies the charges.

(ht: showingchristslove)